Subject: New Bartender in Town
There was this new bar in town that everyone was
talking about because it had a robot-bartender. A man
walks in to see this for himself. He sits at the bar
and sure enough, a robot was bartending.
The man orders a drink, and the robot asks him what
his IQ is. The man replies that his IQ is 150. So the
robot begins discussing nuclear physics, hydrogen
power cells, and the current state of the global
atmosphere.
The man is amazed. He has to see how good this robot
really is. He leaves the bar and comes right back in
and sits at the bar. Again, the robot asks him for his
IQ. This time the man replies "100." So the robot
discusses football, basketball, and the proper way to
grill a steak.
The man leaves and comes back in for a third time.
This time he tells the robot that his IQ is 50. The
robot replies: "So, are you democrats really going to
vote for Kerry?"
The man leaves and comes back in for a nite cap at
closing. This time he tells the robot that his IQ is
20. The robot replies: "So, Mr President what can I
get for you.